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The White Moose Cafe app for iPhone and iPad


4.4 ( 5904 ratings )
Lifestyle Food & Drink
Developer: The White Moose Cafe
Free
Current version: 1.8.0, last update: 4 months ago
First release : 15 Jun 2020
App size: 64.08 Mb

The White Moose Café is the only 5-Michelin-Star restaurant on planet Mars. We specialise in high-carb, low-protein meals. We don’t do decaf coffee, non-alcoholic beer or gluten-free dishes, as we firmly believe that you only live once. If you are not happy with any of the above, you are probably a precious snowflake in which case we don’t want you in our café anyway. Thank you now. Bye Bye.